Perhaps interest is limited for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for stylish excess. Still, it has to be said: his richly designed love story with vampires boasts bold vision and flair – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer over Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that appears to show a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a witty yet careworn man of the church pursuing the undead – it’s surprising he never took on this role before – who arrives in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, enacted by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone evoking Carell’s Gru character in the Despicable Me films. This character suits him perfectly.
The plot unfolds as follows: Dracula has wandered endlessly the earth in anguish over four centuries after his transformation into a vampire, a consequence for his irreligious grief after the passing of his wife, Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has looked tirelessly for some woman who could be the return of his lost love. As ill fortune would have it, the chosen woman turns out to be Mina (again played by Bleu), the reserved future wife of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the count’s castle to review his land assets and the tiny painting of the charming Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson arranges Dracula’s flashback sequence of global roaming wearing flamboyant outfits with a sure hand, and he is not above giving us humorous scenes reminiscent of Mel Brooks – such as the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to kill himself after Elisabeta’s death, along with absurd moments that follow Dracula sprays himself with a specific fragrance during the 1700s in Florence, which makes him unavoidably attractive to females. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula can be streamed online beginning on the first of December and for physical purchase from 22 December. It screens in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
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