Alright, what did you think of the past year in your household? Could it be described as entirely positive as one might claim on online? Overflowing with A-grades for your offspring and riotous themed fancy dress gatherings for the grownups? Or perhaps it was a ocean of disappointment with only rare entertaining moments? Could any part be genuine, or have we all become digitally altered AI slop beings with unrealistic dental work?
I have gathered everyone for a reflection, whether they wanted to or not, to reflect on the crucial thing in a calendar year: which video games we enjoyed the most. Let's get started:
Just Dance 2024
"Why can't you pick just one?"
"This isn't my personal ranking."
In the mobile realm, she’s been playing Cityscapes and "attempting to locate reasonable healthcare."
"Digitally?"
"In reality."
Overwatch
"I refuse to play games on my phone." He took umbrage that I suggested it. Point taken.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She is trying to get into drama school, but when she wasn’t singing, she was tackling Resident Evil. She also spoke at length in great detail about her successes on The Sims, where the Shark has a successful utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her older sibling has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She began the year at sixty percent completion and finished the year at 82%. She's in it for the long run not a sprint for her. On her phone: something called Woodle, where you have to extract pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my 21-year-old son playing Minecraft, I set about him like a cross between a classic comedy bit. When he complains, I reply that I am doing this to prepare him so he can mature and play games for grownups. This defines our Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is a machine. More impressive than I was at Dancing Stage MegaMix in my prime.
Marvel Snap
It was in a league of its own to the hours I spent on this exceptionally well-crafted deck building digital pastime, with its ever-changing range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The worst thing about games that frequently update their range is you eventually realize and see it is all just an attempt to lure you into compulsion-based microtransactions. So enjoyment soured halfway through the year and it got uninstalled.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Stunning reinvention of a iconic franchise. Engrossing atmosphere from the start. I wish I could deal with my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I decline to rush this gorgeous, distinctive game and I just lacked the time or headspace to give it what it required earlier this year. With relatives staying over the festive period, I will be playing this in the wee small hours after appropriate hospitality.
Balatro
I know Balatro was last year's surprise hit, but I was late to it. And it is remarkable. It just gets absolutely everything right. The core concept is a wonderful concept, but the powers behind the different wild cards are so imaginative it has become a game I could play at any hour. Combine that with the cleverness of the card design, and this is an definite high-water mark of gaming. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a broken-down lift for hours just so I have nothing to do but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I experienced a minor pile-on when I critiqued how a technical issue in another game ruined the experience for me, but that other title is still a colossal gaming achievement in terms of production values – which I recognized even more after slogging through Outer Worlds 2. So thank you to the commenter who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "missing the point". I mention that as written, because I acknowledge the engagement, and she is obviously an excellent judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Alright. Give me a punishingly tough exploration-focused thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "look around". What a joy. I get that it has great art and is flawless if you are into the genre, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I want less of in my mid-fifties. I was around back when most games were like this, and my patience is gone. It was fine when I was a kid, but the same could be said for many questionable things.
Close call between questionable alliances that sparked debate, and high launch costs. Both morally indefensible and unpleasant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names shouted from the back door at dinner time.
Right Thumb Joint. Seriously. I don’t know if it’s because of video games or endless scrolling, but it aches like the mines of sulphur in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs insured back in the 90s.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the end of days.
The Witcher 4.
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